Friday, February 17, 2006

Goggle Shop future product release...

The other day google approached Bloss and I to discuss the use of modern technology in communication, it was during this conversation that we were asked to be part, of an alpha test of a future google store product called googllant short for google implant and should be ready for launch via the google store in April of 2010.

So we decided to get them once available based on our frequent bouts of amnesia. So for example the other day Bloss wanted to tell me a poem but couldn't remember the poem or any details of a book or author, as it was told to her.

So based on that we hypothesized that if we had implants in at the moment we could google for it. First though the technology would not store our thoughts at all but would only record sensory data such as touch, smell, taste, vision and auditory and allow indexing.

So back to the hypothetical, Bloss knew the following,
  • It was a friend
  • The friends name: Karen Smith
  • It happened in 1982
  • It was in Darwin NT Australia
  • It happened at Casuarina Highschool
  • It was during School making it a school event
  • It was during a class that was boring
So with all the trivial worthless information that we had she still couldnt remember the poem, but if we had a googllant then she could have googgled for it, see nice and easy. So once the technology reaches maturity we will be implanted and run as part of the Alpha test program.

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Cold Steel

I want to feel the cold steel slice through my flesh or maybe breaking bones is the way to go